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    catazoid:

    As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

    this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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  5. oeuniverse:

    In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

    • Public speaking
    • Not being afraid of teenagers
    • Calling the doctor yourself
    • Taxes
    • Arguing without crying
    • Having a normal sleep pattern
    • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
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  8. phoenixzoo:

It’s National Zookeeper Week! Zookeepers are some of the most dedicated and hardworking individuals you will ever meet, and they all share a tremendous passion for animals, conservation and education. If you see a zookeeper this week please help us in thanking them for all that they do!
#PhoenixZoo #IGZoo #photooftheday #NZKW #NationalZookeeperWeek #dedication #passion (at Phoenix Zoo)

    phoenixzoo:

    It’s National Zookeeper Week! Zookeepers are some of the most dedicated and hardworking individuals you will ever meet, and they all share a tremendous passion for animals, conservation and education. If you see a zookeeper this week please help us in thanking them for all that they do!

    #PhoenixZoo #IGZoo #photooftheday #NZKW #NationalZookeeperWeek #dedication #passion (at Phoenix Zoo)

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    lifeaslindz:

    aber-flyingtiger:

    rupeerose:

    teafortrouble:

    megg33k:

    I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

    This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

    Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

    My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

    I’d never even considered this but I support it

    I have seriously always wondered about this. I mean, most malls and such here have “family” rest rooms with change tables but I mean I have watched many a father bring his child out to the car to change because they don’t have rest room access. I am SO glad this is a post!! Some have microwaves in them to heat your popcorn before a movie

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    chickenshit:

    real birds tweet on twitter

    I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this :’)

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    dicktho:

    zerostatereflex:

    Tangible Media

    MIT’s Tangible Media is coming along nicely,

    "Almost like a table of living clay, the inFORM is a surface that three-dimensionally changes shape, allowing users to not only interact with digital content in meatspace, but even hold hands with a person hundreds of miles away. And that’s only the beginning."

    fisting in long distance relationships now becomes easier

     

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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  16. jaimejustelaphoto:

cat’s eye

    jaimejustelaphoto:

    cat’s eye

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  19. allyourfavesareasexual:

twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is

    allyourfavesareasexual:

    twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is

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  21. realgrumpycat:

In 20 minutes I’ll be going back on @QVC. Or maybe I’ll just nap. #GrumpyCatQVC #ChristmasInJuly

    realgrumpycat:

    In 20 minutes I’ll be going back on @QVC. Or maybe I’ll just nap. #GrumpyCatQVC #ChristmasInJuly

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  23. phoenixzoo:

    Reba is enjoying her Winter in July shower, thanks to the Phoenix Fire Department! (at Phoenix Zoo)

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spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

    hotidiot:

    spectacularuniverse:

    Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

    This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

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